Harpsichord jokes
|The late Sir Thomas Beecham used to say the sound of the harpsichord is...
Quote and counter-quote.
Woman’s Quote of the Day:”Men are like fine wine. They all start out like...
Where am I, Cathy?
Attorney to witness: “What was the first thing your husband said to you when...
Tim Kelly was walking therough a dim passageway…
Tim Kelly was walking therough a dim passageway when someonespoke to him. “Good evenin’,...
Ideal Seduction Line
Age Line17 My parents are away for the weekend.25 My girlfriend is away for...
Top ten tips to know if you have PMS
10. Everyone around you has an attitude problem. 9. You’re adding chocolate chips to...
yo mama is so fat.. neck
Yo mama is so fat, that the back of her neck looks like a...
New Year Resolutions for Pets
|15. I will not eat other animals’ poop. 14. I will not lick my...
Getting old when
|You know you’re getting older when…Everything that works hurts, and what doesn’t hurt doesn’t...
Irishman declares war
|Saddam Hussein is sitting at home when the phone rings. He picks it up...