A guy in a bar
The bartender asks him “What’ll you have?”. The guy answers, “A scotch, please”. The...
Doctor Sex
This chick walks into a doctor’s office and the nurse tells her to take...
Christmas downsizing
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Do you already have a child?
|During the wedding ceremony, when the minister/preacher/priest comes to the part about, “If anyone...
Why is it better?..
Did any of you other married guys out there ever wonder whether it’s better...
This old lady walks out of the grocery store and goes to the bus stop…
This old lady walks out of the grocery store and goes to the bus...
If Microsoft ran Christmas…
|Each time you bought an ornament, you would have to buy a tree as...
Smart decision
Two gas company servicemen, a senior training supervisor and a young trainee, were out...
A man goes to a psychiatrist…
A man goes to a psychiatrist. To start things off, the psychiatristsuggests they start...
A marine general, an army general and a navy admiral…
A marine general, an army general and a navy admiral were discussing who had...