The Pessimist!
An optimist sees the best in the world, while a pessimist sees only the...
Drunk and Arthritis
A drunk that smelled like a brewery got on a bus one day. He...
Elephant Fall Into a Deep Pit
This joke involves an elephant who is walking through the jungle. And all of...
How to shoot yourself in the foot
|Assembler: You shoot yourself in the foot.Ada: The Department of Defense shoots you in...
My Car Is Shtolen!
An Irishman walks out of a pub, stumbling back and forth with a key...
Yo mamma!!!
-I went into your house, took a booger of the wall and yo mamma...
Towards and Away
One day many years ago, a fisherman’s wife blessed her husband with twin sons....
Crackers
Q:What do you get when a duck and a cow cross the road? A:Milk...
While attending a spelling session in school one day…
While attending a spelling session in school one day,The teacher asked if anyone could...
Reload.
A guy finally gets a date with an easy blonde. To prepare for the...