Only Time
I think the only reason my husband likes to go fishing so much is...
Microsoft buys church
|MICROSOFT Bids to Acquire Catholic ChurchVATICAN CITY (AP) — In a joint press conference...
Drunk walks into elevator…
Drunk walks into elevator, no elevator there, falls five stories down, lands on the...
Blonde and Hairdresser
A blonde walks into the hairdresser with headphones on. She asks the woman working...
No Pubic Hair?
A husky foreigner, looking for sex, accepted a prostitute’s terms.When she undressed, he noticed...
Mom’s Dictionary
Amnesia: Condition that enables a woman who has gone through labor to become romantic...
Lawyer and Sperm
What is the difference between a lawyer and a sperm?At least a sperm has...
Travel to Heaven
|This 85 year old couple, having been married almost 60 years, had died in...
Spin doctors!
|What kind of doctors are like spiders?Spin doctors!