Clothes make the person…?
What do you call a dead athiest?All dressed up and no place to go!
Why did the blonde crash her plane when landing?
Why did the blonde crash her plane when landing?Because the runway was only 25ft...
Inflatable high heels
I once met a dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up...
yo mama so stupid.. . refund
Yo’ mama so stupid, she thinks a quarterback is a refund!
Sewage, Oh no
When a man attempted to siphon gasoline from a motor home parked on a...
Crossing
Question: Why did the hamster cross the road?Answer: Because it was stuck in the...
While attending a spelling session in school one day…
While attending a spelling session in school one day,The teacher asked if anyone could...
How to Hunt Elephants — Comp Sci Style
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Noah And Today’s Ark
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Great Reasons To Be A Guy!
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