Change
Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
What do you get if you cross your missus with a pit bull?
What do you get if you cross your missus with a pit bull?Your very...
Top 10 Signs You Are ‘Burned Out’
You’re so tired you now answer the phone, “Hell.” Your friends call to ask...
The definition of a phallic symbol
This girl walks in to a doctors office and she asks “Whats a failic...
Escaped Prisoner
A man escapes from a prison where he had been kept for 15 years.As...
The blind skydiver
|A blind man was describing his favorite sport, parachuting. When asked how this was...
What goes in and out and smells of piss?
What goes in and out and smells of piss?The Queen Mother
Did you hear about that guy who was asked to be a Jehovah witness?
Did you hear about that guy who was asked to be a Jehovah’s witness?...
Moving
I saw a garbage truck driving yesterday. You never told me you were moving.
Disprove this!
A case for the Third Universal Cardinal Rule of Thumb: Never be absolute, unless...