What can Calista Flockhart do with dental floss?
What can Calista Flockhart do with dental floss? Hang herself.
Move your cars please.
It had been snowing for hours when an announcement came over the high school...
bump the gatepost again
|Pat was found dead in his back yard, and as the weather was a...
Tips for driving people insane!
HoW To KeEp A hEaLtHy LeVeL Of InSaNiTy AnD dRiVe OtHeR PeOpLe iNsAnEPage yourself...
Airplanes running operating systems
|Here are some basic descriptions of what may happen if airplanes had different operating...
Two pieces of string walk into a bar…
Two pieces of string walk into a bar. The first one walks up to...
Violin jokes
|Q: How can you tell if a violin is out of tune?A: The bow...
Clever Doggie
A butcher is working, and really busy. He notices a dog in his shop...
Elephant jokes 09
|How do you hire an elephant?Stand it on four bricks!What is the easy way...
A great new hearing aid
John: I got this great new hearing aid the other day.Mary: Are you wearing...