Dog jokes 04
|Q: What do you get if you cross a dog and a cheetah?A: A...
A man was taking his wife…
A man was taking his wife, who was pregnant with twins,to the hospital when...
The doctor looked benignly at the woman who had come to him…
The doctor looked benignly at the woman who had come to him for an...
What movies teach us
|COMPUTERS & ELECTRONICS:As depicted in movies,Word processors never display a cursor. You never have...
What is Homer Simpson’s favorite ice cream?
Here’s a lame one….What is Homer Simpson’s favorite ice cream?Chocolate-chip cookie DOH!
Why do gorillas have big noses?
Why do gorillas have big noses? Because they have big fingers.
First Thing to do after Jail
Bad Bernie was in prison for seven years. The day he got out, his...
Who am I?
Night. A sleeping couple is lying in a bed. Door bell rings. A couple...
Tombstone Epitaph V
Tombstone Epitaph in Memory of an accident in a Uniontown, Pennsylvania cemetery:Here lies the...
A dentis appointment
Two guys are susposed to meet at 4:30. Charley shows up at4:30 and waits....