Don’t give us a bad name
|There was a blonde driving down the road listening to the radio. The announcer...
What’s the difference betwee Elton John and Princess Diana?
What’s the difference betwee Elton John and Princess Diana?One’s composing, the other is decomposing.
50 things to do at Walmart
1. Take shopping carts for the express purpose of filling them and stranding them...
How can you tell?
“Old Jethro’s next door’s a-makin’ moonshine again.” the wife told her husband.”How can you...
An old lady owned two monkeys…
An old lady owned two monkeys. One day they both died,so she took them...
Signs and notices 10
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. Sign for a...
Driving in the Fog and…
Q: What’s the difference between driving in the fog and eating pussy? A: When...
An invisible man is here to see you
|Nurse: Doctor, there is an invisible man in your waiting room.Doctor: Tell him I...
That was no piccolo
|Two musicians are walking down the street, and one says to the other, “Who...
Billy was 14 and just started jerkin off…
Billy was 14 and just started jerkin off. He loved to jerk off. However,...