What do you call an armless, legless leper in a swimming pool?
What do you call an armless, legless leper in a swimming pool?Bob
Banjo jokes
|Q: How many banjo players does it take to change a light bulb?A: Only...
Aussies
Q. Why are Australians like kiwifruit?A. Because they are rough on the outside, green...
Just before takeoff one day, a flight attendant…
Just before takeoff one day, a flight attendant approached Muhammad Ali and asked that...
A henpecked husband…
A henpecked husband was advised by a psychiatrist to asserthimself. “You don’t have to...
All numbers are equal
|Theorem: All numbers are equal.Proof: Choose arbitrary a and b, and let t =...
What’s the difference between a white gerbil and a brown gerbil?
What’s the difference between a white gerbil and a brown gerbil?The white one got...
An organization that makes men fear marriage
|The British had an organization that Americans are now considering adopting.It seems that in...
Greek tailor.
An Ancient Greek man walks into a tailor and holds up a torn tunic....
Technology is too good
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...