Food for Thought
Patient: Doctor, you’ve gotta help me. I eat apples, apples later come out into...
Camel Died
Camel Died A nun and a priest are riding a camel through the dessert....
What’s the difference between a whale and a dyke?
What’s the difference between a whale and a dyke? Oh, about ten pounds, and...
Bee Sting
A woman has just started to play golf when she gets stung on the...
Save a drowning mouse
|How do you save a drowning mouse?Use mouse to mouse resuscitation!
Without a Christmas bonus
|Ten signs you’re not getting a christmas bonus10. Co-workers refer to you as “the...
Mrs. Grednik, who was a little on the chubby side…
Mrs. Grednik, who was a little on the chubby side, was at her weight-watchers...
If Radio Shack ran Christmas…
|he staff would sell you ornaments, but not know anything about them or what...
Getting old when
|You know you’re getting older when…Everything that works hurts, and what doesn’t hurt doesn’t...
Jellofied
During a fight, a husband threw a bowl of Jello at his wife.She had...