Why did the lizard go on a diet?
|Why did the lizard go on a diet?It weighed too much for its scales!
Polak Crossed The Road
Q: Why did the Polak cross the road?A: He couldn’t get his dick out...
Juan comes up to the Mexican border on his bicycle…
Juan comes up to the Mexican border on his bicycle. He’s got two large...
The virgin and the farmer boy.
There was a virgin who wanted to marry a farmer boy.One day, she went...
The Australian Christmas
|Here comes Santa Claus, here comes Santa Claus,Sweating his fat awayHere comes Santa Claus,...
The Missionary!
A Missionary went to what he thought was an totally uninhabited island. He discovered...
Another Chicken Joke
Why did the rabbit cross the road? Chicken’s day off!
The Wrong Way
As a old man was driving down the freeway, his car phone rang.Answering, he...
A visiting conventioneer from Saskatchewan walked…
A visiting conventioneer from Saskatchewan walked into a bar in Greenwich Village and sat...
Redneck’s Ode To A Valentine
Redneck’s Ode to a ValentineKudzu is green. My Dog’s name is Blue. And I’m...