The only true religion
One day God called the Pope, and he said “John Paul I have good...
Four is equal to five
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A cucumber and a pickle were having a conversation. The pickle said to the...
Ant and a grasshopper
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What do people do for fun on Halloween?
What do people do for fun on Halloween? They monsterbate
Discipline
Let a pig and a boy have everything they want, and you’ll get a...
What is the difference between a hockey game…
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Man With Most Intelligence Gone
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Retire Aged Personell Early
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You might be a redneck if… in bed
You’ve ever used lard in bed.