The Lizard of Oz!
|What powerful reptile is found in the Sydney opera house?The Lizard of Oz!
Technology is too good
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
A man moves into a nudist colony…
A man moves into a nudist colony. He receives a letterfrom his mother asking...
Pick Up Line Rejections!
1. Man: “So, wanna go back to my place?” Woman: “Well, I don’t know....
The clerk showed the man the store’s most expensive perfume…
The clerk showed the man the store’s most expensive perfume.”This is called ‘Perhaps’,” said...
The Borg versus Microsoft
|Picard “Mr. LaForge, have you had any success with your attempts at finding a...
What’s the difference between a nine-month pregnant…
What’s the difference between a nine-month pregnantwoman and a Playboy centerfold?Nothing, if the pregnant...
A young boy on his way home from school must pass by a group…
A young boy on his way home from school must pass by a group...
The SUPER Salesman…
A man walks into an insurance office and asks for a job. “Sorry, we...
Florida driver’s license!
|I’ve sure gotten old. I’ve had two By-pass surgeries. A hip replacement, new knees....