A somewhat drunk man feels a…
A somewhat drunk man feels a bald man’s head and says,”Say, your head feels...
It’s the same thing!
There was a new girl in school, when asked her name, she replied “Happy-Butt”....
OLD NEVER DIES 2
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Top Ten Signs The Concert You’re Attending is Not The Real Woodstock
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Cocktail Party
At the cocktail party, one woman said to another, “Aren’t you wearing your wedding...
Somebody flunked elf school…
5-year-old Nicholas was sitting on a department store Santa’s lap and told him, “My...
Punctuation marks
An English professor wrote the words, “woman without her man is a savage” on...
On the beach, how can you recognize a guy who uses an inflatable doll?
On the beach, how can you recognize a guy who uses aninflatable sex doll?Instead...
Lazy
How can you tell if a man you’re dating is lazy?He throws his kisses.
Only in America…
Only in America… Only in America…can a pizza get to your house faster than...