Dollars equal cents
|Theorem: 1$ = 1c.Proof:And another that gives you a sense of money disappearing.1$ =...
A little old lady sits at the luncheonette counter…
A little old lady sits at the luncheonette counter and orders ahamburger.The huge guy...
What do pub landlords say in Kosovo at chucking out time?
Q. What do pub landlords say in Kosovo at chucking out time?A. “Come on...
The preacher buys a parrot
|A preacher is buying a parrot.”Are you sure it doesn’t scream, yell, or swear?”...
Good/Bad Car Accident
Harry answers the telephone, and it’s an Emergency Room doctor.The doctor says, “Your wife...
Skipping school
A woman realizes her son has not yet gotten out of bed for school.She...
Two attorneys went into a diner…
Two attorneys went into a diner and ordered two drinks. Then they produced sandwiches...
Operas that never made it
|Britten: A Midsummer Nightmare.Mozart: The Magic Tuba.Puccini: La Bamba.Rossini: The Plumber of Seville.Verdi: Rigatoni.
Paddy
I knew this guy. He was a sound guy from Ireland.He spoke to me...
We are the best of friends
|The patient shook his doctor’s hand in gratitude and said, “Since we are the...