One way ticket across the country
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Schizophrenia
What is the best thing about schizophrenia?You’re never alone!
Paul got off the elevator on the 40th floor and…
Paul got off the elevator on the 40th floor and nervouslyknocked on his blind...
Witch
What do you call a witch at the beach? I don’t know? A sand-witch!
Did you hear about the new course you can take at school?
Did you hear about the new course you can take at school?Yes, Intercourse….you go...
I recently had surgery on my hand, and asked the doctor…
I recently had surgery on my hand, and asked the doctor if,after surgery, I...
OLD NEVER DIES 11
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Cosmetic Surgery
A woman named Shirley was from Beverly Hills. One day, she had a heart...
Bashing Blondes…part 2!
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I get so drunk that I imagine things
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