Signs You Bought a Lousy Tree
|8. Two feet tall, forty feet wide 7. Salesman’s opening line: “You’re not a...
Ms. Piggy Counts
Q: Why can’t Miss Piggy count to 70?A: Because she has a frog in...
The Blond and the Brunette.
There was a Blond and a Brunette on an airplane.All of a sudden the...
Those raccoons are not luggage
|As migration approached, two elderly vultures doubted they could make the trip south, so...
Stalagmice!
|What’s gray, squeaky and hangs around in caves?Stalagmice!
Speed Limit
What’s the speed limit of sex?68 cause at 69 you gotta turn around
What’s the difference between acne and a priest?
Ok, kids, here’s the gross one…Q: What’s the difference between acne and a priest?A:...
Pest-by-Modem
Pest-by-Modem Here’s how to be a pest-by-modem:*Make up fake acronyms. On-line veterans like to...
Puerto Rican Offspring
Q: What did they name the offspring of a blonde and a Puerto Rican?A:...
Blondes change a lightbulb
|Three blondes are attempting to change a light bulb. One of them decides to...