Santa vs. system admins
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Why did god invent alcohol?
Why did god invent alcohol? – So fat women can get laid too.
Getting Down Under
An American woman of 40 wants to get married, but she is only willing...
What is the definition of Agony?
What is the definition of Agony?A one-armed man hanging off a cliff with itchy...
5 Good Reasons Not To…
5 Good Reasons not to be a Penis!1. You’re bald your entire life.2. You...
If your wife keeps coming out of the kitchen…
Q: If your wife keeps coming out of the kitchen to nagat you, what...
An elderly man goes into a brothel…
An elderly man goes into a brothel and tells the madam he would like...
Monahan stumbled into a saloon
|Monahan stumbled into a saloon, half crocked. “Say,” he said to the bartender, “how...
The world’s smartest man?
|A pilot, Michael Jordon, Bill Gates, the Pope, and a pizza delivery man were...
Death becomes nerd
A truck driver hauling a tractor-trailer load of computers stops in a bar for...