Fish jokes 04
|What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?A flat fish!What...
OLD NEVER DIES 2
|OLD CREDIT CARDS never die, they just expireOLD CRICKETERS never die, they just get...
Speaking perfect english.
The chieftain of a remote village flew to the United States to visit the...
Good Cook
Q: How can you tell if a blonde is a good cook?A: She gets...
Get some of this
Two cowboys are out rounding up cattle when all of a sudden a heifertakes...
seconds to live
Man walks into the Doctors office. “I have the results of your test and...
Top 10 Rejection Lines Given By Men
Top 10 Rejection Lines Given By Men (and what they actually mean…10. I think...
WARNING: These are RUDE.
Q. Which sexual position produces the ugliest children?A. Ask your mother.Q. How do you...
A thin mouse!
|What’s the definition of a narrow squeak?A thin mouse!
Is that your final answer?
A husband and wife are getting ready to go to bed.The husband says, “I...