What do you call an honest lawyer?
What do you call an honest lawyer?An oxymoron.
Why do blonds where underwear?
Why do blondes where underwear?To keep their ankles warm.
Mother In Law Had Friends
A man was traveling down a country road when he saw a large group...
Man, the Lawn Mower
Why did God create man?Because a vibrator can’t mow the lawn.
Mailing list users changing light bulbs
|Q: How many internet mail list subscribers does it take to change a light...
New military tourism
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Whoa! Shut your mouth!!!
Your breath is so bad that when you talk your teeth duck.
After years of psychotherapy…
After years of psychotherapy, John no longer believeshe is a grain of wheat. However,...
Knock Knock Christmas
|Knock KnockWho’s there ?WenceslasWenceslas who ? Wenceslas train home ? Knock KnockWho’s there ?SnowSnow...
Holy Camel
A Priest, a Nun, and a Camel are crossing the desert.The camel falls dead.Before...