Graphics work too much
|You’ve been in graphics too long if…by Chris ThornborrowMost of your friends can pronounce...
The scene is a dark jungle in Africa…
The scene is a dark jungle in Africa. Two tigers are stalking through thebrush...
Why does Clinton…
Why does Clinton were underwear? To keep his ankles warm!
A woman walks into her accountant’s office and…
A woman walks into her accountant’s office and tells him that she needs to...
The Hunting Dog
Chester and Earl are going hunting. Chester says to Earl, “I’ll send my dog...
Police Officer
A man driving on the highway is pulled up by a police officer on...
Husband’s Excuse
The angry wife met her husband at the door. There was alcohol on his...
What is every Amish womans private fantasy?
Question: What is every Amish woman’s private fantasy? Answer: Two Mennonite!
What was the problem before?
|Taxiing down the tarmac, the jetliner abruptly stopped, turned around and returned to the...
Why did Bill Clinton…
Q: Why did Bill Clinton quit playing the saxaphone?A: Because he went to the...