Xmas Tree and Priest Alike
How are a Christmas tree and a priest alike?They both have ornamental balls.
Husband 1.0
|Last year a friend of mine upgraded from BoyFriend 1.0 to Husband 1.0 and...
Easily Explained
A man goes to his doctor and complains that his wife hasn’t wanted to...
Death becomes nerd
A truck driver hauling a tractor-trailer load of computers stops in a bar for...
Interolrable Weather and Sterotypes.
Degrees (Fahrenheit)* 65 degrees:Hawaiians declare a two-blanket night* 60 degrees:Californians put on sweaters (if...
A plane flying in the 1930s
|In the early 1930′s, a farmer and his wife went to a fair. The...
Paul got off the elevator on the 40th floor and…
Paul got off the elevator on the 40th floor and nervouslyknocked on his blind...
Bartender Help
An armless man walked into a bar which is empty except for the bartender.He...
Dog life…
Ever walk into a room and forget what you came in for?Well, that’s probably...
Things Mom Taught Me…
|My Mother taught me LOGIC…”If you fall off that swing and break your neck,...