Classic Oxymoron
Question: What is the biggest oxymoron of the 1990′s?Answer: Microsoft Works!
The NFL team names
|NFL Team Lame Names When a football team is having trouble getting into the...
The Biker’s decision.
You’d never believe it, but I bumped into a famous stuntman in a motorcycle...
Bass jokes
|Q: Why did the bass player get mad at the timpanist?A: He turned a...
Experts say that although Frank Sinatra is dead…
Experts say that although Frank Sinatra is dead, his act is still 150% moreentertaining...
The first time in the gay bar
A belligerent drunk walks into a bar and hollers:”I can lick any man in...
Satanic Barney Proof
Satanic Barney Proof Given: Barney is a CUTE PURPLE DINOSAUR Prove: Barney is satanic...
Paddy
I knew this guy. He was a sound guy from Ireland.He spoke to me...
Elephants VI
How do you smuggle an elephant across the border?Put a slice of bread on...
Who am I?
Night. A sleeping couple is lying in a bed. Door bell rings. A couple...