football fan to rescue
Two boys are playing football in Central Park when one is attacked by a...
2 guys at the bar.
Two guys were at a bar talking about how highly their wives thought of...
Why are women like snow flakes?
Why are women like snow flakes?? They are all beautiful. They are all different....
Resignation From Phone Committee
OPERATOR, WE’VE BEEN DISCONNECTED: Florida State Senator John McKay has resigned from the Senate...
What’s stiff and excites women?
Q: What’s stiff and excites women?A: Elvis Presley.
What’s the most active muscle in a woman?
Q: What’s the most active muscle in a woman?A: The penis.
Defining teenagers
|A Teenager is… A person who can’t remember to walk the dog but never...
I\\\’m A Wheelbarrow
Patient: Doctor, people tell me I’m a wheelbarrow. Psychiatrist: Don’t let people push you...
Strongest Man
The local bar was so sure that its bartender was the strongest man around...
Gay Hired Hand
There once was a successful rancher who died and left everything to his devoted...