Why is sex like money in the bank?
Why is sex like money in the bank?Because when you withdraw, you lose interest.Sent...
Computerized Payroll (Y2K)
January 1, 2000Dear (enter employee name here)Re: Vacation PayOur records indicate that you have...
White House
Why is the White House called the White House?Answer: Sperm ain’t purple!
Sunbathing
A wealthy young Wall Street stockbroker was admiring his physique nude before the mirror...
Old Beach Babe
Two elderly ladies are sitting on the front porch, doing nothing. One lady turns...
One day, a Smartie and a Polo were having a drink in the pub…
One day, a Smartie and a Polo were having a drink in the pub.Suddenly...
Rectum Stretcher
Pulling up to the toll both Jack handed the collector a $100.00 bill.Looking incredulously...
Onion Balls
While doing a vasectomy, the doctor slipped and cut off one of the man’s...
What A Party!
After attending a party for his boss, the life of the party was nursing...
An IRS scam
WARNING! PLEASE READ IMMEDIATELY! THIS IS SERIOUS! If you get an envelope from a...