What does an elephant keep up its trunk?
What does an elephant keep up its trunk?A Yard ‘n’ half o’ snot!
For some light refreshment!
|Why did the mouse eat a candle?For some light refreshment!
Magic Johnson on rollerblades…
What do you call Magic Johnson on rollerblades?ROLLAIDS!
Santa’s Pet Peeves
|Department Store Santa Peeves8. Kids who refuse to believe that it’s fruitcake on your...
Speed Limit
What’s the speed limit of sex?68 cause at 69 you gotta turn around
A drunk staggered into a cemetery and…
A drunk staggered into a cemetery and fell into a freshly dug grave.Pretty soon...
What do you call a woman outside the kitchen?
What do you call a woman outside the kitchen?Answer: A fugitive
What is Michael Jackson’s favorite hobby?
What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite hobby?Blowing bubbles.
The Absent Minded Doctor
A doctor walks into a bank. Preparing to endorse a check, he pulls a...
Johnny, give me a sentence starting with…
Teacher: Johnny, give me a sentence starting with “I”.Little Johnny: I is…Teacher: No, Little...