Qualifying for Heaven
Recently a teacher, a garbage collector, and a lawyer wound up together at the...
A Rock Solid Defense
A redneck was arrested for selling home-stilled whiskey. His lawyer put him on the...
Alice is in UNIX land
|”Can you help me? asked Alice.”No,” said Negative. “I’m looking for a white consultant.”...
What is intelligence?
|Two men were digging a ditch on a very hot day. One said to...
Valentine Day Story
Valentine’s Day Story John Blanchard stood up from the bench, straightened his Army uniform,...
No change
Husband, upon meeting ex- after two years of separation:”Listen honey, why don’t we have...
It’s so easy to milk a cow…
It’s so easy to milk a cow. Any jerk can do it.
What is the difference between mayonaise and sperm?
What’s the difference between mayonaise and sperm?Mayonaise doesn’t hit the back of a girls...
N equals N plus one
|Theorem: n=n+1Proof:(n+1)^2 = n^2 + 2*n + 1Bring 2n+1 to the left:(n+1)^2 – (2n+1)...
Why Blondes do not make good cattle herders?
Why don’t Blondes make good cattle herders.Because they can never keep two calves together.