Dirty minds
Q) What does a vibrator and soybeans have in common?A)They are both meat substitutes!!!!
Miles Dobson was away from home on business…
Miles Dobson was away from home on business in another city. When he called...
Skeleton Joke
A Skeleton walks into a bar, asks for a beer… and a mop.
ABBOTT AND COSTELLO MEETS WINDOWS95
ABBOTT AND COSTELLO MEETS WINDOWS95 Costello: Hey, Abbott! Abbot: Yes, Lou? Costello: I just...
What’s the definition of AIDS?
What’s the definition of AIDS?Anally Injected Death Sentence.
A man lay sprawled across three entire seats…
A man lay sprawled across three entire seats in the posh theater. When the...
Farmboy & Bull
Little farmboy comes in late for school. Teacher asks why he’s late. Farmboy replies...
Ethnic Goldmine! – Part II
Two Polish guys were taking their first trip to Warsaw on the train. A...
On the right track?
A brunette was walking on the railroad tracks saying, “21…21….21….” when a blonde jumped...
Harp jokes
|A harp is a nude piano.A Celtic harpist spends half her time tuning her...