Mom would never say
|Things Mom Would Never Say”How on earth can you see the TV sitting so...
Did you hear about the Irishman who went duck hunting?
Q: Did you hear about the Irishman who went duck hunting?A: He didn’t get...
Patient: My hair keeps falling out. What can you give me to keep it in?
|Patient: My hair keeps falling out. What can you give me to keep it...
101 Things Not To Say During Sex
But everybody looks funny naked! You woke me up for that? Did I mention...
Dissuasion!
The beautiful secretary of the president of the Chase Manhattan Bank goes to a...
Thoughts From Women…
Thoughts From Women About Being A WomanThe hardest years in life are those between...
I recently had surgery on my hand, and asked the doctor…
I recently had surgery on my hand, and asked the doctor if,after surgery, I...
Your mom is soooo fat…
Your mom is so fat, I can get morning exercise by running around here!
Go Softly
Here lies my wife in earthy mould; when she lived did naught but scold....
Giving Cats Pills
|INSTRUCTIONS FOR GIVING YOUR CAT A PILL 1. Pick cat up and cradle it...