Yo mamma so fat… elevater
Yo mamma is so fat, she went in the elevator, and when she pressed...
On Alimony
Alimony:1) A contraction of the term “all-his-money”.2) A splitting headache.3) It’s the screwing you...
The Farmer’s Prize Goat
Well, a man was driving down a country road, and he decided to get...
Hired Help
A man dials his home and a strange woman answers. The man says, “Who...
Final Examination
Three patients in a mental institution prepare for an examination given by the head...
When does a person decide to become an accountant?
Q: When does a person decide to become an accountant?A: When he realises he...
Gender and computers
|Top nine reasons computers must be male:They have a lot of data but are...
Point Of View
1. I married Miss Right. I just didn’t know her first name was Always.2....
A guy’s fingering his girlfriend…
A guy’s fingering his girlfriend.She says, “Would you take off your ring? It’s hurting...
Penquins on Tour
A motorist pulls up to the gas pumps and says “fill it up, please”....