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Quotes of Yogi Berra
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Whats long, hard and full of semen?
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Bad Motel
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2 people walk into a bar…
2 people walk into a bar. The third one ducked.
Two guys who wanted to pick up women.
Vito and VladimirThere were two guys who wanted to pick up women on a...
Knights of Columbus and Shriners
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Polak Crossed The Road
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