Best Pickup Lines I’ve Used
The word of the day is “LEGS”, let’s go back to my place and...
Whats the difference between a regular toad and a horney toad?
Whats the difference between a regular toad and a horney toad?A regular toad croaks...
It all adds up!
The math teacher saw that little Johnny wasn’t paying attention in class. She called...
The Physical
This 55-year-old woman is naked, jumping up and down on her bed, laughing and...
Bubba and Monica
Question: Why should Monica Lewinsky never go to medical school?Answer: She sucked as an...
What’s the difference between acne and a priest?
Ok, kids, here’s the gross one…Q: What’s the difference between acne and a priest?A:...
Terms of Endearment!
Bernie was invited to his friend’s home for dinner. Morris, the host, preceded every...
IRS
The IRS announced that obese Americans are entitled to certain tax breaks. Apparently, under...
You have an Internet addiction when . . .
|You kiss your girlfriend’s home page.A VRML virtual walk through a park is your...
Here kitty kitty kitty
This chick goes to her docter and tells him that she can?t get any...