Dentist
Then there?s the woman who goes to the dentist. As he leans over to...
Are you going to take her?
Friend: Vern, are you going to take your wife Alice on your next cruise?Vern:...
A man walks into a pharmacy, buys a condom…
A man walks into a pharmacy, buys a condom, then walks out of the...
Rooster Difference
Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and a rooster?A: In the morning a...
Smooth Flying
Taxiing down the tarmac, the jetliner abruptly stopped, turned around and returned to the...
Do you like my new jacket?
Do you like my new jacket?It’s great. Shame your body doesn’t suit it, though.
Blonde quickies 121-140
121. Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and a limousine? A: Not everybody...
Computer used too long
|You know you have been on the computer too long when…When you are counting...
Knee Pains
A woman goes to the doctor complaining of bad knee pains. After the diagnostic...
Destroying property
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...