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Two car salesmen were sitting at the bar…
Two car salesmen were sitting at the bar. One complained to the other, “Boy,...
Dump trucks and fat ladies!
A man and his son were traveling to the bank one Saturday morning when...
A guy is down on his luck. He takes his last $500…
A guy is down on his luck. He takes his last $500 and goes...
Tombstone Epitaph VII
Tombstone Epitaph Someone determined to be anonymous in Stowe, Vermont:I was somebody.Who, is no...
Santa Hates Your Kid
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Top 10 Reasons Why Hurricane Season is Like Christmas
Top Ten Reasons Hurricane Season is Like Christmas 10. Decorating the house (boarding up...
What do you get when you cross an Arab with a Mexican?
Q: What do you get when you cross an Arab with a Mexican?A: Oil...
Frog meets a Psychic
A frog telephones the Psychic Hotline and is told, “You are going tomeet a...
She: Do you think of me when…
She: “Do you think of me when you’re away darling?”He: “Yes honey, I always...