I have a keyboard error
|A person turned on the computer without a keyboard plugged in.When she turns on...
Insult Collection #9
You must have gotten up on the wrong side of the cage this morning....
womens monthly pain
Why do you call a womens monthly pain a period?Because Mad Cow Disease was...
Driver’s Test
Q: Why did the blonde keep failing her driver’s test?A: Because every time the...
Ice Hole
There was a competition between a team of blondes and a team of brunettes...
Disposition To Have Children
A wise man once said that having children is hereditary.Which is tantamount to saying:...
Thermometers
Q: What’s the difference between a rectal thermometer and an oral thermometer?A: The taste!
Why did Michael Jackson place a phone call to Boyz-2-Men?
Why did Michael Jackson place a phone call to Boyz-2-Men??He thought it was a...
Skylights
I had skylights installed at my place the other day…the peoplethat live upstairs are...
Hard of hearing
|Three retirees, each with a hearing loss, were taking a walk one fine March...