Things Mom Taught Me…
|My Mother taught me LOGIC…”If you fall off that swing and break your neck,...
Sweet, Sweet Road Rage
An elderly lady was stopped to pull into a parking space when a youngman...
Your Dad’s Like Cement
You dad’s like cement, it takes him two days to get hard!
A farmer goes to confession for the first time in twenty years…
A farmer goes to confession for the first time in twenty years andtells the...
Joggers
A nude jogger was running past two old women.One had a stroke, the other...
Energizer Bunny
(AP) The Energizer Bunny, known best for “going and going and going…” passed away...
Guilty as sin
Sue reports for jury duty as ordered, and promptly asks to be excused because...
The Preacher and the Donkey
A preacher who wanted to raise money for his church was told there was...
Death
Death: What some patients do in the end, to humiliate the doctor.
Phone songs
|All of the following songs may be played on a touch-tone phone. Commas are...