You want children?
|Are You Ready for Children?Mess Test: Smear peanut butter on the sofa and curtains....
AOL addiction poem
|My computer broke down. It crashed and burned! And for my AOL, I really...
A guy goes to a travel agent and books a two-week…
A guy goes to a travel agent and books a two-week cruise for himself...
Hellen Keller
Why does Hellen Keller use one hand to masturbate?Because she uses the other to...
Counting Sheep
An accountant is having a hard time sleeping and goes to see his doctor....
Higgins lived in Staten Island,
|Higgins lived in Staten Island, New York, and worked in Manhattan. He had to...
A man lay sprawled across three entire seats…
A man lay sprawled across three entire seats in the posh theater. When the...
Hilarious Humor
|”And how’s yer wife, Pat?” “Sure, she do be awful sick.” “Is ut dangerous...
A girl runs home to her mother crying…
A girl runs home to her mother crying, “I can’t marry Joe! He’s an...
Food for Thought
Patient: Doctor, you’ve gotta help me. I eat apples, apples later come out into...