How are men like UFOs?
How are men like UFOs?You don’t know where they come from, what their mission...
Your momma is so fat….
Your momma is so fat, when she stood in the scale to get weighed...
Jerry Falwell was seated next to President Clinton…
Jerry Falwell was seated next to President Clinton on a recent flight.After the plane...
Men say the smartest things when…
Men say the smartest things when they start the sentence with “A woman once...
Green Lipstick
Q: Why do blondes wear green lipstick?A: Because red means stop.
Masturbation
Why do men masturbate? Because they want to have sex with someone they love.
Proud Of Daddy
Three boys are in the schoolyard bragging about their fathers.The first boy says, “My...
Three Nuns
Three nuns were talking one sunny day in June. The first nun said, “I...
Mice in a lightbulb?
Q: How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb?A: Two…but I...
A man goes to a psychiatrist…
A man goes to a psychiatrist. To start things off, the psychiatristsuggests they start...