Put me into a fighting mood
|Patient: Doctor, what I need is something to stir me up; something to put...
Top ten ways to annoy your waiter
|10. Eight hour lunch, two dollar tip.9. Ask, “Excuse me, are you a really...
Dangerous Squirrels
A man, Bob, and his friend Joe went out hunting. This was Joe?s first...
A guy’s fingering his girlfriend…
A guy’s fingering his girlfriend.She says, “Would you take off your ring? It’s hurting...
Grilling Remarks
A husband and his wife who have been married 20 years were doing some...
Tough job
A fellow getting a shave asked the barber if he had another razor. “Why?”...
There was a place crash in Poland
|A small two-seater Cessna 152 plane crashed into a cemetery early this afternoon in...
Happily Addicted to the Web
Sung to the tune of “Winter Wonderland”Doorbell rings, I’m not list’nin’,From my mouth, drool...
Dead Wife?
How can you tell if your wife is dead? Sex is the same but...
Pat and Mike at the brewery.
Pat and Mike work at the Guinness Brewery, and one day there’s an accident.Pat...