Getting old when
|You know you’re getting older when…Everything that works hurts, and what doesn’t hurt doesn’t...
What do you get if you cross your missus with a pit bull?
What do you get if you cross your missus with a pit bull?Your very...
TONS of Groaners. . .
Q: What’s red and goes up and down?A: A tomato in an elevator.Q: What...
Pathetic lawsuits
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Catching the shoplifter
|A shoplifter was caught red-handed trying to steal a watch from an exclusive jewelry...
Whoa! Shut your mouth!!!
Your breath is so bad that when you talk your teeth duck.
Little Harry walks in the bathroom and sees his mum with…
Little Harry walks in the bathroom and sees his mum with no clothes on,...
A Hippo What?
3 elderly gentlemen were sitting on a park bench discussing what the meanest animal...
3 Blonde Shorties!
A blonde says to a brunette, ”Excuse me, but each time I sip my...
One day a man was walking in the woods when he got lost…
One day a man was walking in the woods when he got lost.For two...