Osama Bin Laden joke
Why did Osama Bin Laden killwife number 37?Because he looked up her dressand saw...
You might be a redneck if… shirts
You own more then three shirts with the sleeves cut off.
Few Men In Heaven
Why do so few men end up in heaven?They never stop to ask for...
The talking clock!
While proudly showing off his new apartment to friends, a college student led the...
A young girl had not been feeling well…
A young girl had not been feeling well and went to her family doctor....
Another miracle?
A woman takes her 16-year-old daughter to the doctor.The doctor says, “Okay, Mrs. Jones,...
How do you know when a woman’s about to say something smart?
How do you know when a woman’s about to say something smart?When she starts...
Black widow spiders
Why do black widow spiders kill their males after mating? To stop the snoring...
OH MY GOD!
A plane was taking off from Kennedy Airport. After it reached a comfortable cruising...
Make me a better musician
|There once was a violist playing in the Winnipeg Symphony. He wasn’t that wonderful...