Bagpipe jokes
|Q: Why do bagpipers walk when they play?A: To get away from the noise.Q:...
Love, Santa
Dear Friends, I have been watching you very closely to see if you have...
A new contraceptive
Aspirin makes a great contraceptive. Jhold it between your knees.
What’s for Dinner?
A Frenchman, an Englishman, and a New Yorker were captured by cannibals.The chief comes...
Two men were walking along the street when…
Two men were walking along the street when they cameupon a dog licking his...
Two AA batteries
Woman goes into a hardware store and asks the clerk for two AA batteries....
Signs and notices 09
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. Sign in an...
Mac vs. Etch-a-Sketch:
Mac vs. Etch-a-Sketch: You Decide __________ | ______ | ________ | | | ||...
Blonde quickies 201-220
201. Q: Whats black and fuzzy and hangs from the ceiling ? A: A...
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Q. – How do you keep a black kid from jumping on the bed?A....