Someone really stinks
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Emacs acronyms
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My wife is pregnant
|A man speaks frantically into the phone, “My wife is pregnant, and her contractions...
How do you catch a polar bear?
How do you catch a polar bear?Answer: First, you cut a large, round hole...
Chapped Lips
On a hot, dusty day a cowboy rode into a small frontier town. After...
Low self-esteem
|A guy had been feeling down for so long that he finally decided to...
What happens when a lawyer takes viagra?
What happens when a lawyer takes viagra?He gets taller!!Sent by Bill
Lawyers on a flight
|An airliner was having engine trouble, and the pilot instructed the cabin crew to...
A guy’s fingering his girlfriend…
A guy’s fingering his girlfriend.She says, “Would you take off your ring? It’s hurting...
A journalist assigned to the Jerusalem bureau…
A journalist assigned to the Jerusalem bureau takes an apartment overlooking the Wailing Wall....