Onion Balls
While doing a vasectomy, the doctor slipped and cut off one of the man’s...
A grasshopper with hiccups!
|What is green and can jump a mile in a minute?A grasshopper with hiccups!
A little period
The kindergarten class had a homework assignment to find out about something exciting and...
Bassoon jokes
|Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?A: To get away from the bassoon...
General Kitchy Kitchy
Q: What do you call a military coup led by General Kitchy Kitchy?A: Kitchy-kitchy-koo.
Commercial
Commercial:Do Seagulls Circle your house?Does your boyfriend sing ” The shrimp boats are coming”?Do...
If Timex ran Christmas…
|The holiday would be cheap, small, quartz-crystal driven, and would let you take a...
Reason For Divorce
One of the reasons that fifty percent of marriages end in divorce is that...
Sharing everything
|A young man saw an elderly couple sitting down to lunch at McDonald’s. He...
BIG Trouble!
A couple had two little boys, ages 8 and 10, who were excessively mischievous....