Mothers taught us
|Things My Mother Taught MeMy Mother taught me LOGIC…”If you fall off that swing...
New way to herd cattle
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Answering machine
|Hello, this is probably 438-9012, yes, the house of the famous statistician. I’m probably...
Library Fast food
A blonde went in the library and walked up to the librarian behind the...
Quotes About Women
Women truly are better than men. Otherwise, they’d be intolerable. – Ed AbbeyIn everything...
How do you make a butterfly
|How do you make a butterfly?Flick it out of the butter dish with a...
A fair warning
Tourist guide at zoo: “Ladies and gentlemen, this is the elephant, thelargest animal to...
What the difference between true love and herpes?
What the difference between true love and herpes? – Herpes lasts forever
What do men have in common with toilet bowls, aniversaries, and clitorises?
What do men have in common with toilet bowls, aniversaries, andclitorises?They miss them all.
An old couple is on a walk, when a pigeon flies by…
An old couple is on a walk, when a pigeon flies by anddeposits a...