Getting old when
|You know you’re getting older when…Everything that works hurts, and what doesn’t hurt doesn’t...
A name for a penis
A guy walks into a bar … once inside, he realizes it’s a gay...
The Hooker And The Dug Dealer
Q: What’s the difference between a hooker and a drug dealer?A: A hooker can...
Tombstone epitaph II
Tombstone EpitaphIn a London, England cemetery:Ann MannHere lies Ann Mann,Who lived an old maidBut...
How do I know anything really exists?
How do I know anything really exists?Kick it *really* hard.
A Negro was travelling in china…
A negro was travelling in china. In a remote village, he came upon an...
Term dictionary
|Parent’s Dictionary of MeaningsDUMBWAITER: one who asks if the kids would care to order...
Lawyers get robbed
|Two lawyers are in a bank, when, suddenly, armed robbers burst in.While several of...
Some useful bits of info!
Bits of information to help you through the day:If you yelled for 8 years,...
Orchestra jokes
|Q: What is the definition of a Soviet String Quartet?A: A Soviet Symphony Orchestra...