OLD NEVER DIES 3
|OLD CANNERS never die, they are preservedOLD CARS never die, they just get run...
Insult Collection #5
Yours was an unnatural birth you came from a human being. You have nothing...
Sleeping in Church
Wilma and her husband Barney go to church every Sunday, and during the service...
A man lay sprawled across three entire seats…
A man lay sprawled across three entire seats in the posh theater. When the...
A young kid’s in a shipwreck and he winds up stranded…
A young kid’s in a shipwreck and he winds up stranded on a tropical...
Stupid Insults 1/31
$HOME = /dev/null. 3K RAM free, no EMS. A .22 caliber intellect in a...
Signs that you may be a drunk!
*** Signs that you “just might” have a drinking problem. ***You lose arguments with...
1970 and year 2000.
Isn’t this the truth!…1970: Long Hair2000: Longing for hair1970: The perfect high.2000: The perfect...
Jane was a first time contestant on the $65,000 quiz show…
Jane was a first time contestant on the $65,000 quiz show. Lady luck had...
My wife…
My wife’s gone to the West Indies.J’ya make’er?No, Barbados.