Satisfaction Guaranteed
A psychiatrist, who was just starting out, advertised his clinic as follows: “Satisfaction guaranteed...
Dog jokes 03
|Q: What is a dog’s favorite sport?A: Formula 1 drooling!Q: What do you get...
A nun is walking down a deserted road when…
A nun is walking down a deserted road when a man grabs her and...
The dyslexic satanist.
Who did the dyslexic satanist worship?Santa.
Engaged To Kate and Edith
An airplane pilot got engaged to two very pretty women at the same time....
What do a hurricane, a tornado, and a…
Q. What do a hurricane, a tornado, and a redneck divorce all have in...
What do you call a man with a blackhead on his dick?
What do you call a man with a blackhead on his dick?Hugh Grant.
New scientific theories V
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Don’t Cut
An American has sex with a Soviet emigre woman and catches a strange venereal...
You might be a redneck if…cars
Less than half the cars you own run.