Story about infinity
|A very large mathematical convention was held in Las Vegas. The conventioneers filled two...
What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection?
Q: What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection?A: A quarter-pounder with...
I went past a plastic surgeon’s shop…
I went past a plastic surgeon’s shop the other day and saw Michael Jackson...
The Proposition
The man at the bar, deep in private thoughts of his own, turned to...
Its Bedtime!
The bride lay in bed on the first night of their honeymoon while her...
We got a lot of those.
Three cowboys, a Texan, a Californian, and an Oregonian, were sitting around a campfire...
Almost celibate
“I’m finished with Judi!” Jon exclaimed to his friend. “She brokedown and told me...
What do you call a blonde in the freezer?
What do you call a blonde in the freezer?A Frosted Flake.
A guy’s fingering his girlfriend…
A guy’s fingering his girlfriend.She says, “Would you take off your ring? It’s hurting...
Polish Party
Q: How do you ruin a Polish party?A: Flush the punch bowl.